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    <title>Web 2.0 announcer feed for too</title>
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    <description>Web 2.0 announcer top stories for too</description>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:43:48 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>Gas prices too high? Some say not even close</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2036018</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    While political leaders strive to placate constituents forking over more of their income at the pump, there&#039;s a group of energy experts arguing that gas is too cheap.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:43:48 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2035437</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    &quot;These constant hootenannings must stop,&quot; said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Rookie Trucker Always On CB To Mother</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1803683</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    LUBBOCK, TX Two weeks into his new job driving an 18-wheeler for the Harper Red Line, trucker Billy Ray Coogan, 23, still talks frequently with his mother on his CB radio.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 06:18:13 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>New Haven Coliseum Implosion</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1793064</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Pandemonium breaks out when spectators get entirely too close to the implosion of the New Haven Coliseum.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 10:34:27 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Man Gets 5,000 Calls for YouTube Posting</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1581058</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Ryan Fitzgerald is unemployed, lives with his father and has a little bit of time on his hands.

After posting a video with his cell phone number on YouTube on Friday, he has received more than 5,000 calls and text messages.

&quot;I never met you, but I do care,&quot; a spiky-haired Fitzgerald said into the camera on his YouTube posting.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:21:52 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Honesty: Bathroom</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1514187</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Perhaps honesty isn&#039;t always the best policy, as this video demonstrates.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>How Much More Will You Pay?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1410959</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Gas has jumped up to $2.80 a gallon according to the most recent figures. So how high will it go this summer?
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    <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:45:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1410959</guid><category domain="http://how.web2announcer.com/">how</category><category domain="http://much.web2announcer.com/">much</category><category domain="http://is.web2announcer.com/">is</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://high.web2announcer.com/">high</category><category domain="http://gasoline.web2announcer.com/">gasoline</category><category domain="http://prices.web2announcer.com/">prices</category><category domain="http://summer.web2announcer.com/">summer</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>New Research Shows Why Too Much Memory May Be a Bad Thing</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1246830</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day&#039;s current events.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:37:03 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1246830</guid><category domain="http://new.web2announcer.com/">new</category><category domain="http://research.web2announcer.com/">research</category><category domain="http://shows.web2announcer.com/">shows</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://much.web2announcer.com/">much</category><category domain="http://memory.web2announcer.com/">memory</category><category domain="http://may.web2announcer.com/">may</category><category domain="http://be.web2announcer.com/">Be</category><category domain="http://bad.web2announcer.com/">bad</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Winner Of Lifetime Supply Of Scope Gargles Fool Head Off</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1189297</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Dean Metsker, who recently won the grand prize in the &#039;Scope Mouthwash For Life Sweepstakes&#039; can&#039;t stop swishing the minty liquid around in his mouth.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:29:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1189297</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://and.web2announcer.com/">and</category><category domain="http://hes.web2announcer.com/">hes</category><category domain="http://coming.web2announcer.com/">coming</category><category domain="http://out.web2announcer.com/">Out</category><category domain="http://with.web2announcer.com/">with</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://scope.web2announcer.com/">scope</category><category domain="http://cook.web2announcer.com/">cook</category><category domain="http://book.web2announcer.com/">book</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Ritterschlag</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1156418</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    There are some things a dad has to teach his son to do, even if that dad happens to be a dragon.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:27:25 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1156418</guid><category domain="http://dragons.web2announcer.com/">dragons</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://family.web2announcer.com/">Family</category><category domain="http://values.web2announcer.com/">values</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Scientists: Gore Goes Too Far in &#039;An Inconvenient Truth&#039;</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/975473</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Several experts on climate change, including both proponents and skeptics of the man-made global warming theory, question former Vice President Al Gore&#039;s assertions in his Academy Award-winning documentary film &quot;An Inconvenient Truth.&quot;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:03:08 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/975473</guid><category domain="http://gore.web2announcer.com/">gore</category><category domain="http://scientists.web2announcer.com/">scientists</category><category domain="http://gone.web2announcer.com/">gone</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://far.web2announcer.com/">far</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Skoda: Giggling Robots</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/846516</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Beware the giggling, sighing, humming and gasping robots of the Skoda assembly line!
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    <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:56:49 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Mortified: I Hate Drake</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/830560</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Animated eleven-year-old angst!
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    <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:11:05 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/830560</guid><category domain="http://man.web2announcer.com/">man</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://hate.web2announcer.com/">hate</category><category domain="http://drake.web2announcer.com/">Drake</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Americans Upset With &quot;Fat&quot; Label Seek Solace In Cheesecake</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/809738</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Americans, long iconic heroes to ignorant third-worlders and lesser ethnics alike, have in recent decades been labeled as nothing more than lazy, overweight, couch-faring snobs by counterparts in Europe and Asia alike. This reputation may have exacerbated the problem.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:37:35 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/809738</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://seek.web2announcer.com/">seek</category><category domain="http://solace.web2announcer.com/">Solace</category><category domain="http://in.web2announcer.com/">in</category><category domain="http://donuts.web2announcer.com/">donuts</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Download This Song</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/782470</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Weird Al shows the true ramifications of online music file sharing.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:44:54 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/782470</guid><category domain="http://weird.web2announcer.com/">weird</category><category domain="http://al.web2announcer.com/">Al</category><category domain="http://file.web2announcer.com/">file</category><category domain="http://sharing.web2announcer.com/">sharing</category><category domain="http://bad.web2announcer.com/">bad</category><category domain="http://paying.web2announcer.com/">paying</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://much.web2announcer.com/">much</category><category domain="http://good.web2announcer.com/">good</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Guantanamo changes too little, too late: Britain</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/570774</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    New U.S. rules for war crimes tribunals at Guantanamo fail to correct fundamental flaws that are undermining Western efforts to defeat global terrorism, the British government&#039;s top lawyer said on Monday.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:07:40 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>SATIRE: Texas Rings In New Clean Air Rules With Tire Fire</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/540446</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Texas Governor Rick Perry hailed the passage of strengthened air quality controls for Texas with a rousing public celebration yesterday featuring a Texas-style bonfire made entirely of recycled tires. The Austin, Texas festivities, which created a toxic black cloud that was visible from as far away as Houston,
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    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:48:43 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/540446</guid><category domain="http://barbeque.web2announcer.com/">Barbeque</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://would.web2announcer.com/">Would</category><category domain="http://texans.web2announcer.com/">Texans</category><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Father Pleads Guilty After Attack on Disabled Son</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/280087</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both.
The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother&#039;s shoulder and folded his body into her as his father...
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    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:35:06 GMT</pubDate>
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